Say what you will about him falling in love with ... whatever he's being paid to fall in love with ... and obnoxiously sticking it in our faces, but that's his job and he's good at it and he actually really means whatever he's saying at the time. That clearly doesn't stop him from saying something utterly different in… » 4/22/14 6:27pm Yesterday 6:27pm

I've been following Lohan's trajectory for years as a celebrity blogger, and the degree to which this show revealed her to be an absolutely textbook addict still managed to astonish me. Anyone wondering what "dry drunk" looks like should just look at the scenes she filmed sober. » 4/22/14 7:19am Yesterday 7:19am

Which brings up one of my favorite questions: why accept all this surveillance if the government isn't even going to use it to nab actual criminals? With face recognition technology (among other tools) approaching 100% accuracy, why are actual violent criminals still on the loose while the government wastes their time… » 4/16/14 9:29pm 4/16/14 9:29pm

A couple of years ago I was in and out of the hospital, on and off morphine for the pain, and I kept a bag packed with my pjs, tooth brush, etc. In the bag was my laptop and a DVD of Fear and Loathing, so I could watch it on Morphine and compare. Let me tell you, on morphine that movie makes TOTAL LINEAR SENSE. My… » 4/12/14 4:31pm 4/12/14 4:31pm

If you see someone doing something completely selfish and at the same time completely fucking clueless, it's almost invariably a BMW, usually a red/orange 300 series. I don't know what it is, but the next time you see one of them, just follow it and watch. You'll see. » 4/11/14 4:40pm 4/11/14 4:40pm