Hey, maybe his editors give him a word count target and he had to pad it? Maybe he's paid by the word and needs a new roof on the Hamptons house? » 3/27/15 5:21pm Friday 5:21pm

I have a 646 Skype number and by the way, the guy named Murphy whose car stalled out on the bridge Sunday who called AA, they'd like you to call back. » 3/25/15 8:16pm Wednesday 8:16pm

Oh, I really like those dense arrangements. The temptation is to make them too regular, but this manages to maintain that "picked in the garden" look. » 3/25/15 1:08am Wednesday 1:08am

You know what lies between Venezuela and the Carolinas? An awful lot of lovely islands without extradition treaties with the United States. » 3/23/15 7:38pm 3/23/15 7:38pm

The US is actually ahead of the Brits on this, but they try to keep it on the down low. GCHQ has a horrible reputation, but people in the States are not quite ready to burn the NSA to the ground. Yet. » 3/21/15 11:43pm 3/21/15 11:43pm

My dad was cheating on my mom and we found out he had left her when the child of the woman he left her for came up to me in school (we were in the same class) and told me. Dad had told him to pass along the message. » 3/21/15 2:45am 3/21/15 2:45am